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Universal All Purpose Mac Editorial Generator

- 2002.09.03

Ever get tired of hearing Mac pundits complain about the same old things? I mean, how they say the same thing over and over and over without adding anything new? It's like they have to repeat themselves and talk like a parrot, never able to say anything they haven't said before!

Man, it's annoying when all they say is the same thing they just said, if you know what I mean!

Anyway, the point is - and I do have one - that now anytime you need to have a Mac editorial, you can just come here and make one for yourself! That's right - inspired by the success of the all-purpose Universal All Purpose Mac Rumor Generator, the Lite Side and a generous helping of Fritos presents

The Universal All Purpose Mac Editorial Generator

Now you can write boring repetitive editorials just like the professionals!


Shocking Developments in
the Apple Orchard of Products

In theI have been using a Mac, I have seen manythings. For example,and. I have even seen. But never in my career as a writer on the Mac Web have I seen something soas this: the almost breathtakingly stupid announcement.

That's definitely going to spell doom for Apple. In my mind, the only way out is for Apple to develop a. The resulting sales should prevent the pending disaster.

Now, if you ask me, Apple should create this thing and. It's not like they need the money. After all, they havein the bank and can run the company off of that if necessary. Sometimes you have to spend money to make money.

Consider the case of. If they buy Apple's hardware, they may have to give up their. So Apple should make theirs compatible withand run it on.

"Everyone I know uses a," according to. "And as everyone knows, it's better to conform than to think for yourself."

Would you want to live without? I know I wouldn't. That's why we shouldto forceto provide an equivalent product for our favorite computing platform.

Before it's too late.

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