The 1969 flick The Italian
Job, directed by Peter Collinson and starring Michael
Caine, Noel Coward, and Benny Hill (as a proto-computer nerd/geek)
quickly became something of a cult movie among car freaks, despite the
fact that the carnage wreaked on an awful lot of delectable British and
Italian exotic iron was enough to bring tears to your eyes, including
an iconic Lamborghini Miura, an Aston Martin DB4 convertible, and two
Jaguar E-Types that get trashed in the very first scene.
Automobile enthusiasm aside,
The Italian Job was also a great comic caper movie about a
plan to steal a gold shipment from the streets of Turin, Italy, with
the three getaway British BMC Mk1 Austin Mini Cooper S's that are the
four-wheeled stars of the film, carrying the gold being driven through
the city's subterranean shopping arcades, over rooftops and staircases,
in sewers, and outrunning a gaggle of Alfa Romeo Giulia police cars
that are handily outdriven by the Minis in a manner anticipating the
Dukes of Hazzard's many escapes from Sheriff Roscoe P. Coletrane in
their General Lee by some 20-odd years, even including a Dukes-esque
roof-jump filmed on the rooftop test track of the Fiat Lingotto factory
building in Turin (Highbeam Research
reports that in a survey of more than 3,000 people at cinema website
pearlanddean.com, The
Italian Job was named as having the best movie car chase of all
time with a massive 25% of the vote).
Also notable was TIJ's music soundtrack composed by Quincy Jones. In
2004, Total Film magazine named The Italian Job the 27th
greatest British film of all time, and I would say that's not really
giving it its due.
Great stuff! Loved it when I first saw it in '69. I was tickled that
the model of automobile I was driving at the time, a BMC Austin
Cambridge (and therefore fraternal cousin to the heroic Minis), made a
cameo appearance with one falling off the upper deck of an auto
transporter in a chaotic Turin traffic jam. The (loosely based) remake
set in Los Angeles with Mark Wahlberg, Charlize Theron, and Donald
Sutherland in 2003 was lame by comparison.
Yes, There Is a Computer
"What relevance does this have to computers or IT topics?" you might
ask.
Well among other things, The Italian Job was one of the very
first movies in which computer technology, and more specifically
computer hacking, figured prominently in the plot. Charlie Croker
(Caine) and his crew conspire to cause an über traffic-jam by
hacking the mainframe computers running the city's traffic control
system, creating a diversion that facilitates their Mini-borne getaway
with the gold.
The Italian Job ended with a spectacular literal
cliffhanger. The gang make their getaway from Turin in a 6-wheeled
Harrington Legionnaire bodied Bedford coach (the bus actually used to
transport the film crew), first driving the gold-laden Minis one by one
up a ramp at the back while the bus travels at speed along the
Autostrada, then casting them adrift. As they celebrate while
speeding through winding hairpin turns in the Alps on the way to
Switzerland, driver error sends the back end of the bus off the road,
leaving it teetering on the edge of the cliff with the gold slipping
towards the rear doors. As Charlie Croker attempts to reach the gold,
it slips further. Croker's last line (and the film's) is, "Hang on a
minute lads, I've got a great idea! Err...," (see a photo of the scene
in
How Should The Italian Job Really End?) reportedly as the setup to
a sequel that was never made, alas (although a sequel to the 2003
version is reportedly being floated).
Now Sir Michael Caine revealed
in an interview that the original ending would've had Croker
"In the coach, I crawl up, switch on the engine and
stay there for four hours until all the petrol runs out. The van
bounces back up so we can all get out, but then the gold goes over.
There are a load of Corsican Mafia at the bottom watching the whole
thing with binoculars. They grab the gold, and then the sequel is us
chasing it."
How Should It End?
Last year the Royal Society of Chemistry announced a
competition for members of the public to propose solutions to how
The Italian Job's cliffhanger ending could be solved consistent
with a plausible basis in science, commemorating the 100th anniversary
of the Periodic Table of Elements by the Russian chemistry professor
Dmitri Mendeleyev, of which gold (Au) is number 79 of the 117 elements.
The Royal Society of Chemistry will announce the winner on Friday from
among a short list of finalists.
And if you've never seen the real 1969 version of The Italian
Job, like cars, or just enjoy a good caper film, you really must
put it on your movie rental short list.
