Predictions for the Macworld Expo

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Predictions for the Macworld Expo

10. iMood, the mood sensing iMac: black = turn off the AC, blue = must be running OS 9, green = stop sitting on my CPU, red = take me out of the microwave

9. New Apple cloaking device renders any Mac invisible when installed in a corporate environment.

8. New motherboard for DP towers - same chips, mind you, but a newly designed motherboard "just for the halibut."

7. New ergonomic design removes the mouse entirely, making the one vs. two button argument obsolete.

6. An exasperated Steve Jobs puts an iBook on the palm of his hand and declares, "You want a handheld device? I got your handheld device right here."

5. Apple adds retractable cup holder to Wind Tunnel G4 - and people keep jamming CDs into it

1. Jobs brings back 20th Anniversary Mac; looks suspiciously like a Powerbook in a plate stand

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