With so many people visiting our site, eventually you need to wind
up buying a piece of equipment for your low-end Mac. There are lots of
things to buy, but where to buy them?
One place many of us turn to is
eBay. Now, some people have never used eBay because they're scared
they'll get ripped off. And while it is true you can be ripped off
(it's happened to us once or twice) you can also get some great deals.
So here is a guide to help you get started if you've ever considered
participating in an online auction. We call it the Lite Side's
Guide to Buying Stuff on eBay
It is better to buy Mac equipment from people who type MAC. You will
get a better price than the thing is really worth.
People who normally use PCs are astounded at the resale value of
Apple equipment.
Approximately one-half of one percent of all buyers are whiny
jerks.
Your wife will let you get a faster Internet connection if it helps
her snipe an auction.
People will sell anything, even if it is broken, obsolete, ugly, or
they don't really know what it is.
People will buy anything, even if it is broken, obsolete, ugly, or
they don't really know what it is.
You can only buy so many things before succumbing to the
irresistible urge to sell something.
There are not that many legitimate large-scale
eBay businesses with Hotmail accounts.
If someone is selling something at a really really great price, but
they only have a few feedbacks, there is a significant possibility that
they wrote all the feedback you are reading.
Your definition of "works good" is apparently not the same
definition everyone else learned in school.
The UPS guy's name is Chuck.
He has two kids, one of whom is on the swim team.
His wife sells recipe books on eBay.
They have a dog but it is smaller than yours.
Those little short pants are really cold in the morning.
You know the UPS guy a little better than you really want to.
It's really hard to cuss someone out thoroughly with only 80
characters to work with.
More exclamation points are the typing equivalent of pausing because
you don't know what to
say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shipping and handling do not have a standard definition.
There is still a lot of animosity left over from the Revolutionary
War judging from the number of people refusing to do trade across the
Atlantic Ocean.
The whole concept of exchange rate is a mystery to a large number of
people.
In general, eBay sellers are among the best and worst packagers of
material to be shipped in the known universe.
It is a pain in the neck to clean up spilled packing peanuts.
For holding a box together, one layer of packaging tape is about as
effective as eight layers.
Apparently a lot of teachers are in the habit of giving grades with
additional plus signs; here is a conversion chart, explaining what is
wrong with grade inflation as a bonus:
- 0% = A-
- F = A
- D = A+
- C = A++
- B = A+++
- A = A++++
- A+ = A++++!!!!
The number of hours of background research (competition's buying
history, product information, etc.) is directly proportional to how bad
you want the product.
If a person has just bought a camera, they will pay more for a flash
than a person who just bought a cheese grater.
Sniping is fun. Sniping with a proxy bid where people don't have
time to increase the bid enough to find out how high you set your bid
before the auction ends is possibly one of the most joyous moments a
person can spend online.
Not many people are neutral. People are opinionated and polarized,
sort of like Democrats and Republicans. Neutral people are like the
Greens. They don't win, but they do have an influence.
Every time you open a delivery from an eBay purchase it is a little
like Christmas. Opening it is probably more fun than actually seeing
it, which is always a little bit of a letdown, sort of like the second
hour after winning a football game when everyone finally leaves.
Sometimes wanting something is better than actually having
something.
