Apple Computer has apparently decided that its strategy of
targeting high-end consumers instead of the mass market has so
completely dominated the company's thinking that they have decided to
go even further, according to sources.
"They've raised the price of a Mac to eleven billion dollars, if
you can believe that," according to analysts at Steamroom, ReVolvo,
and Hyde. "They apparently think they have a customer lined up, and
with this single sale they will produce a balance sheet that is
decidedly in the black."
The customer's name has not been revealed, but sources close to
the company say it is probably Prince Al Waleed Bin Talal Bin Abdul
Aziz, who has invested in Apple Computer stock in the past. Phone
calls to the Prince were not returned aside from a spokesperson who
said, "Get lost."
Consequently, analysts claim that Apple's market share will likely
fall to one - one computer, not one percent.
"This gives Apple a 0.000000035 percent market share of the
worldwide computer market," according to Laudlin Gridley, a writer
for pcmarketsharetrackerthatcannottrackmacs.com. "Clearly, they've
abandoned the consumer market and are going for a niche in the
Prince's front foyer."
A spokesman for Apple computer could not be reached for content
but indicated in a voice mail that with savings from layoffs
associated with the divestiture of most of Apple's manufacturing
facilities, Apple expects to pull a profit this year. "We've got a
year to come up with an upgrade worthy of another eleven billion
dollars," said the spokesperson. "We think we can pull it off with
color-changing computers - excuse me, a color-changing
computer - that doubles as torchiere lamp."
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