Niners to Xers: Apple's Switch Campaign for Mac
Users
2003.05.13
Be it known that three new terms are going to be coined in this
article, and you are henceforth obligated to use them whenever
possible:
Niners are people still booting in OS 9.
Xers (pronounced "tenors") are people who boot
in X but use classic applications.
XORs are users who only use X native
applications and leave Classic turned off. That is, they use X
exclusively.
Get it?
Really?
You're such a geek.
If you thought that was clever, wait until you read the Lite
Side's future history of Apple's next switch campaign.
Niners to Xers
June 20, 2003
Apple initiates its "Niners to Xers" campaign to encourage Mac
OS 9 users to switch to OS X. Among the incentives Apple
devises for old-timers to make the switch are:
$50 on X rebate for proof that you've recycled your pre-G3
computer.
New "service fee" makes OS 7.5.5 available by CD-only for $50;
OS 8 is $90, and OS 8.6 is "unavailable."
New ad campaign features old Niners talking about crashes,
freezes, multitasking, and other previously "verboten"
topics.
June 20, 2003
MacSurfer posts over 1,400 different articles on the topic, a new
record. Among these:
c|net: Apple computer begins trolling for users at the bottom
of the barrel
Macworld: Apple begins recruiting Mac Enthusiasts
Wired: Bobbing for Apples: Apple is so desperate for new X
users it's spamming its own customers
PC World: Frantic Apple offers rebate for older machines
LEM: The new X with rebate value equation: Is selling out
worth it?
Mac Observer: Idiots at c|net and Wired Just Don't Get it
Forbes: Will Apple's latest gambit bring more core users?
Think Secret: Ad campaign we predicted six months ago debuts
- badly
Seattle Times: I really like the iPod
O'Reilly Network: Why isn't iTunes available for the PC?
June 21, 2003
c|net: Apple's latest bribe falls flat
Macworld: Trade in your low-end machine while you can
Wired: Someone should slap Steve Jobs upside the head
PC World: X recruitment effort doomed to failure because of
small market share
IDG: Apple's market share falls to 0.3 percent, all in
Berkeley
Seattle Times: Explaining why X is not Windows to your
mother
CNN: Apple's desperate gamble: Will it pay off?
PC World: Dell adopts Apple upgrade plan
LEM: They can have my OS 9 when they pry it from my cold, dead
CPU
June 22, 2003:
LEM: Since when is OS 9 "old"?
Wired: Some weirdoes decide to switch to X despite lame ad
campaign
CNet: Apple is doomed - get over it
PC World: We're switching to X when it's PC compatible
Fox News: Apple finally shoots itself in its own left
wing
June 23, 2003
LEM: Fifteen more dumb things Microsoft plans to do with
OS 9
Wired: People who read Wired aren't falling for Apple's
bruised ad campaign
Mac Night Owl: Not Just Yet - Niners Make a Stand
August 10, 2003
c|net: Whatever happened to the big X upgrade?
August 24, 2003
LEM: What? What? Hah? Whaddaya mean, it was just a dream?
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